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VIRAL: Cute Guys get Filmed Being ‘Pantsed’ in Slow-Motion [NSFW]

Getting ‘pantsed’ is playground horseplay, usually between straight guys when one yanks the other’s pants down quickly (before they have a chance to stop them/cover their junk). It’s awful, isn’t it?...

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‘Hollywood Chill Out’ Photo Series Reimagines Iconic Divas as Horny Gay Men...

Gay men have always had an admiration for pop divas (yes, Kim, Paris, and Lindsay all had amazing music careers too); we had their posters on our wall when we were growing up, we paid for their...

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MAN CANDY: Katie Price’s Ex Leandro Penna flashes on Webcam [NSFW]

Leandro Penna was the cutie Spaniard who got his 15 minutes with our FAVE glamour model (and very serious business woman) Katie Price and appearing on reality diving show Splash. The former page 3...

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It Must be Mardi Gras! Men Flash for Beads During Street Festival [NSFW]

It’s that time of year again, when horny men (and women) celebrate, erm, when Jesus entered Nazareth and everyone threw their beads at him? No? OK, we have no idea what it celebrates. All we know is...

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#Throwback: Geordie Shore’s Gaz Beadle & his Naked Strip Dance [NSFW]

Geordie Shore’s Gaz Beadle has never been one shy to get his ‘parsnip’ out, as it’s grossly been nicknamed, (like, if you’re gonna name your dong after something, it should at least be appetizing –...

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FAGONY AUNT: “I keep Having Sex Dreams About my Husband’s Twin Brothers!”

For the past year, I’ve been having sexual dreams about my husband’s brothers. Yes – brothers. They are 25 and twins. In the dream, it’s always the same. I’m sipping on hot coco in a wood cabin....

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FAGONY AUNT: “I’m Secretly Bisexual and Cheating on my Fiancée with Other Men”

I CAN’T stop sleeping with men even though I am marrying the woman of my dreams in three months. I’m 25 and my lovely fiancée is 23. We met two years ago at a mutual friend’s party and we have a great...

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NEWS: NYC Gay Bar Officials Alerted to Two Baboons Loose in Venue

Last Sunday, a bar in Chelsea, New York was transformed into a scene from Jumanji, when wild animals roamed on human terrain. Staff at Rebar were alerted by customers to two baboons loose in the...

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VIRAL: When There’s a Fidget Spinner on Your Dick, You’ve Taken the Trend too...

Basic teenagers across America are currently fascinated with this three-bladed spinner gadget. It’s makers claim it relieves stress, while others are agreed the health benefits of the new fad toy are...

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Dating: I went on a ‘Drug Date’ and Here’s What Happened

Dates come in all shapes and sizes; the coffee date, lunch date, the hook-up (where you skip the actual date and jump straight into his bed). And living in New York, you’ll experience them all (gym...

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VIRAL: SAY WHAT! YouTube Strippers want You to Pay up to $100 to See Their...

Lol. I’m already laughing and I’ve barely even started typing yet. Will Corea – who’s Bryan Hawn‘s lesser known, but marginally more talented (hey, at least he can twerk) sister has come under fire...

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VIRAL: 12 Straight Hunks who Would make Great Bottoms [NSFW-ish]

Trolling through half-naked pics of gorgeous celebs is part of our job – claro (that’s Spanish for ‘obviously’). And in doing so, we’ve noticed a number of straight celebrities that seem like they’d...

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VIRAL: Watch What Happens When Three Chavs Wanna Hook-Up but Nobody Can Accom...

Don’t you hate it when you get chatting to a fit bloke in a new area, but can’t accommodate ’cause you’re sitting on kitchen counter in a stranger’s gaff, and there’s already six guys occupying the...

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Dating: 7 Reasons Basic Bitches are in a Relationship Before You

It can be a daily struggle with the number of basic couples swamping our News Feeds with their simple celebrations of having found another village bitch to spend the next three weeks of their life in...

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FAGONY AUNT: Kim Kardashian Cries Over Cocaine Allegations

So, like, I’m sure you’ve probably seen on my social media, and E!, that people are accusing me of, like, doing coke. Ugh, that is like, so not my style. I have to shut down these rumours right now,...

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Naked Attraction is BACK! And Here’s an Array of Dick Pics so Far [NSFW]

The UK’s trashiest “dating show” is back, and good news — there’s more peen! Claro! ‘Cause it’s Naked Attraction. And even BETTER news, there’s more gay couples – which means twice as much cock....

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12 People This Waxwork of Beyoncé Looks More Like, Than Beyoncé

Madame Tussauds just unveiled this waxwork. THIS. The figure that you see is supposed to represent Beyoncé. Yes, black female solo artist, Queen B, Beyoncé. And the beehive are having none of it. In...

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8 Things That Make a Guy a ‘Daddy’ that Isn’t his Age

SPONSORED CONTENT Often when people think you’re looking for a ‘daddy’, they believe you’ve just got a thing for older guys. Often when you refer to a guy as ‘daddy’, he takes this as a comment...

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The Road from Vauxhall — Where will the Club Kids of South London End Up?

Recently reminiscing about our wild clubbing days, we have to admit that we’re grateful we survived… I remember the first time I went to Beyond. I did a shot so big, I grabbed this guy’s boner on the...

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Somebody Created ‘The Ultimate Helicockters Experience’, Because of Course...

Most of y’all will be familiar with the term ‘helicopting’, also known as ‘windmilling’, whereby a guy swings his dick round in circles, like the blades of a helicopter. Clever, huh? Although, not to...

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