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6 Reasons You Should Consider (Maybe) Growing Up This Year

It’s like the old saying goes, “it’s all fun and games until you turn 26 and your hangovers are like Armageddon”. Seriously, getting old sucks more than your crush calling you “mate” – but sometimes...

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‘The Most Important Celebrity Bulges’ Is The Only Video You Need Right Now...

Recently we introduced you guys to Bulges of the Sports World… An extremely relevant portrayal about dick being squished into lycra and attempting to burst out of tiny rugby shorts. And while it’s...

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How You Know When You’re Fucking With A Fuckboy

Fuck boy; originally the term was just a throwaway insult for a no-good man, like ‘scrub’ or ‘loser’. But with misinterpretation across the world wide web, it’s developed to having deeper meaning that...

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New App BRO Encourages Bro-Jobs And Closet Gay Hook-Ups For ‘Straight’ Men

Last year, a book that hit shelves claimed that straight men were engaging in totally not gay blowjobs with other men; ergo, making ‘bro-jobs’ officially a thing. SO, it was only a matter of time...

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News: Three Boys Arrested For Kidnapping & Attempting To Rob Grindr User

After recent warning that a gang in South London were using Grindr to rob people, comes a tale of armed kidnapping and robbery. Although, we’re not sure if it should still be called ‘kid’napping, when...

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First Penis-Pong, Now Dick Baseball… Porn Star Hits Home Run With ‘Bat’ [NSFW]

Yesterday we showed one guy’s attempt at replacing a ping pong paddle with his penis; the contact sound alone was enough to make us gasp. And now there’s a new viral of a porn star playing ‘dick...

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FAGONY AUNT: “My Boyfriend Is Moving In With Someone He Met On Grindr”

My boyfriend is moving out of his apartment to live with a friend of his. They met through grindr, he’s single, but they haven’t done anything together. (As far as I know). When I told him I was a...

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Anti-Love Heart Tees are the Perfect Outfit for Singles this Valentine’s Day

Remember love heart sweets from the 90s? Of course you do, thinking of your crush in your head, and then taking out the next sweet which would define your relationship with them like a fortune cookie....

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MAN CANDY: Is Recently Out George Shelley The Latest To Have Nudes Leaked?...

The nation’s crush George Shelley – former Union J member and twink of the Celebrity jungle – may not have been able to stay in the closet any longer, but it seems his knob couldn’t stay in his pants...

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What Gay Hook-Up Slang REALLY Means [Video]

Between tops, bottoms, H&H, Masc4masc, gay people may as well have their own dictionary. So we’ve devised a completely accurate decoding of what they all mean; the brutal truth behind the slang. 

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Desperate for Fame: Did ‘First Dates’ Daniel May LIE About Homophobic Attack?!

Daniel May. Never has anyone been so desperate for fame since Katie Hopkins – although even we don’t believe that she would sink as low as to lie about an attack. Daniel May first caused controversy...

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An Open Letter To Barrett Pall: The Problem Isn’t Stereotypes, It’s You Hun

A response to Barrett Pall’s GURL PLEASE: Are we fighting a stereotype or perpetuating one? Dear Sister, Firstly, why do you feel so strongly about being stereotyped? Why is being a stereotype a bad...

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NEWS: Gay Men Hold Glitter-Throwing Shaman Cursing Protest Over Chariots Closure

On Monday (Feb 21st) we reported that sauna-goers CRIED over the news that Chariots Streatham branch was closing. We jokingly asked, if they were going to hold a candlelit vigil with bouquets of anal...

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Watch: Hung Hunk Teases You With Tantalising Towel Dance [NSFW]

Talk about thirst trap! This faceless jock is doing his best job at getting your attention. And we’re gonna take a guess and say he got it. It remind su of the talent show towel dance… Only a bit less...

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Let’s Take A Moment To Talk About Channel 4’s Documentary ‘Secrets Of The Sauna’

Last night Channel 4 screened a documentary showing viewers what goes on behind closed (cubicle) doors of CS2 in Nottingham Secrets of the Sauna. “Downstairs the sauna looks a bit like most health...

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MAN CANDY: Sexy, Inked Hunk Stripping Naked Will Have You Thirsty AF [NSFW]

**DISCLAIMER: This post may cause fanny flutter** OH, MOIRA! Where’s the AC up in here, ’cause things just got hella hot, girl. It’s fair to say that Michael Hoffman’s stint as a Tumblr celebrity is...

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LIP SERVICE: There’s Now A New Sex Toy That Performs Oral Sex On Men

Claiming to be the most “realistic oral sex simulator” ever, Sqweel XT is the new pleasure device on the market for men to get off when their partner’s got lock-jaw… Or just the hump. The toy uses 10...

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MAN CANDY: Hot Tattoo Hunk Gets Naked (Again) To Wish You A Happy Weekend [NSFW]

Earlier this week, we introduced you to our new Tumblr obsession; hot, inked and naked — just how we (and you) like ’em. And we’ve dug up another video just in time for the weekend. You can be sure...

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Here’s A Slow-Motion Cock Flapping Around – Because, Why Not? [NSFW]

It just felt like a slow-motion cock-flapping day… You know? http://veryhairyboy.tumblr.com/post/129205887864/playing

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Here’s a Bunch of Guys Free-Balling for National Bulge Appreciation Day [NSFW]

There’s plenty of National Holidays that we adore; Halloween, New Years, and not to mention Steak and Blowjob Day… And while you’re probably still celebrating the four day Easter weekend, not only is...

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