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There Isn’t a Sea Big Enough to Drown Out the Modern Epidemic of Thirsty Gay Men

**DISCLAIMER: Scathing rant ahead. Do not proceed without a sense of humour. Our world is in turmoil. ISIS are bombing every major city in Europe, half of America actually buys into the dangerous...

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WATCH: There’s One Hell of a Sea Snake on the Loose at This Nudist Beach [NSFW]

JUST THIS. **Note: The guy in the background who literally can’t stop ogling. https://stratisx.tumblr.com/post/140967265382/this-is-by-far-the-biggest-cock-ive-ever-seen-on “Excuse me, do you know...

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Remove the Temptation, Remove the Problem: Saving Yourself from Drugs, Sex &...

We’ve all got one friend (at least), who moved to the Big Smoke from a mundane farm in Middlesex or Barking, or Notting-Wherever-the-fuck. They loved going out, because who doesn’t, and ended up...

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VIRAL: Man Caught Bashing One Out on Train at Blackfriars Station [NSFW]

Anyone who’s used the Central Line will know how tedious public transport can be, not to mention boring. And while most of us choose to pass the time by listening to music, reading and even daydreaming...

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Why Are Gay Men Obsessed With The ‘Straight’ Fantasy?

  As proud and open as we are as gay men, it constantly seems like we have a fascination with men that identify as ‘straight’. We’ve all heard phrases like, “I’m gay, because I fancy men… If I wanted a...

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Hot Hung Guy gets Bored & Frisky at McDonalds – Provides Best Happy Meal Ever...

You know when they call it ‘fast food’, but then you’re waiting forever? Yeah, dun know, hurry up bitch I’m starving, if I wanted to wait for forty minutes I’d have gone to somewhere a little more...

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VIRAL: WTF is Humanity? Watch as Hot Guy has Sex with… Car Seat Head-Rest...

We’ve heard of some kinky fetishes in our time, but we don’t even know how this guy even thought this one up. Last week saw a viral video of a guy putting an Eggplant up his butt while shaking his...

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VIRAL: ‘Heterosexual Pride Day’ is Trending — *Eye Roll* — Internet Responds

If you thought the notion that after so much progress we might reach a stage where we’d end up going backwards, was out of reach – you could well be wrong. Although the gay community may seem stronger...

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MAN CANDY: US Big Brother’s Paulie Califiore’s Alleged Sexy Snapchats [NSFW]

We’re not really down with what’s been going on US Big Brother 18, as it doesn’t air over here – but we still discovered the scandal when it was Kenny Brian. Plus Paulie is quite cute! But all we...

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MAN CANDY: Are these Clips from One Direction’s Liam Payne’s Sex Tape? [NSFW]

Another day, another scandal. And today the internet is debating whether these graphic images picture Liam Payne doing the dirty? The landscape in the background has even been likened to an image of...

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An Unusually High Density of Bottoms means West Hollywood will be Sexless by...

You may have heard the saying, “Finding a top in West Hollywood is like finding a hymen in a whorehouse”, and while it’s all fun and games until gay men start scissoring, a recent report has outlined...

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What do you Sphincter this? Would you Wear a Butthole T-Shirt?! [NSFW]

Fashion these days is extremely questionable. All you have to do is go to any high school to see wannabes wearing a scoliosis brace ’cause the head cheerleader got in a car crash. Outfits made of used...

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Please Spare a Prayer for the Delusional Souls of Desperate Wannabes

**DISCLAIMER: This post contains dark humor, and venomous banter. If you’re an uptight bitch, click the cross in the corner of the screen.  In the name of the fillers, the botox, and the holy hot...

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MAN CANDY: Harry Judd Undoes his McFlys in Alleged Private Pic Leak [NSFW]

Harry Judd was always our favourite member of McFly – mainly because of those sexy pics he did for Attitude. But there’s an image circulating which claims to show him again in his birthday suit, but...

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Fagony Aunt: “I’m Desperate for this Guy, but I Don’t Want to Mess it Up!”

I’ve recently come out as a gay man after being in denial for a long time. I’m only 30 but I was holding myself back for so long. Now I’ve decided to be more confident about who I am. I’ve started...

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25 Ways You Know You’re Definitely a Fag Hag

It’s no secret that we love our hags as much as they love us. We take them to family weddings as our plus one, we constantly drag the to gay bars, but above all, we provide a standard for her future...

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The Marijuana Diet: The Secret to Getting Lean by Getting Lean

Forget Lean in 15, this is ‘Lean in 15 Tokes’. You may not necessarily correlate losing weight with smoking weed, what with the unholy munchies that usually come with it, but there must be a reason...

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VIDEO: Hung Porn Star traps Thirsty Reporter on Red Carpet with Peen Party...

We thought our party trick of patting our heads and rubbing our stomach at the same time was impressive. Well, we certainly won’t be standing next to this guy when we show it to you, as we know you...

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VIRAL: Dreamboys Stripper Sends Crowd Wild with Patriotic Flag (Pole) Routine...

It’s part of the Dreamboys contract to flaunt their flesh as the renowned show tours stages up and down the country – but if you’ve ever wondered just how much flesh they show at the live strip… Well,...

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VIRAL: Everyone’s Going Nuts for the Alleged Zayn Malik Gay Sex Tape [NSFW]

When we heard about a ‘Zayn Malik gay sex tape’, we were ready for shit to hit the fan – but it’s since been claimed that the tape doesn’t belong to him, but rather an uncanny look-a-like. While...

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